Crypto Twitter goes bananas on April Fools Day

As 1 could person expected, April fools time sent Crypto Twitter disconnected the charts this time. At CryptoSlate we truly had to deliberation doubly earlier falling for immoderate of the astonishing “news” coming retired of the societal media platform. Anyway, we collected a fewer of the champion tweets connected Crypto Twitter during the day. Enjoy!

Let’s statesman with Ryan Berckmans’ tweet connected Solana’s astonishing program to unopen down its statement furniture and settee connected Ethereum.

1/ BREAKING: Solana to unopen down its statement furniture and settee connected Ethereum
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— Ryan Berckmans – ryanb.eth (@RyanBerckmans) April 1, 2022

Adam Cochran, Partner astatine Cinneamhain Ventures, thinks it’s clip to merchantability each ETH and spell afloat bananas connected Cardano.

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Why aft a caller alteration I'm going each successful connected Cardano.

Sold my ETH holdings and took the plunge, let's speech astir wherefore 👇🧵

— Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran) April 1, 2022

This 1 is lone partially a joke. This is however the EU parliament functions (sic!) erstwhile voting connected “unhosted wallets”. Tweet by asscrusader420, “professional bagholder.”

how is EU voting connected 1 of the astir impactful pieces of crypto authorities successful its past pic.twitter.com/BbQ0TKbpuo

— asscrusader420 (@asscrusader420) March 31, 2022

Ethereum Overlord Vitalik himself seems to beryllium successful a joking mode arsenic well. Or wait, is this truly a joke? Vitalik defending Bitcoin maximalism? Nah, bro, indispensable beryllium a joke.

In defence of Bitcoin maximalism:https://t.co/uuXFYmLaKX

— vitalik.eth (@VitalikButerin) April 1, 2022

While we’re into Vitalik, according to the highly good positioned perceiver Crypto Gucci, Vitalik is really ditching Ethereum altogether (he’ll beryllium apologized for being sick and bushed of the darn thing), and is going each successful connected Solana (what else?).

BREAKING: Vitalik Buterin announces helium is leaving the Ethereum ecosystem to assistance marque Solana the currency of the world, a thread🧵

— Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 (@CryptoGucci) April 1, 2022

Our matador connected The Hill, Jake Chervinsky is, however, not truthful overmuch successful a joking mode.

​​https://twitter.com/jchervinsky/status/1509888696258109451

According to Neeraj K. Agrawal, Communications Dude astatine Coincenter, he’s applying to go the U.S. Department of State’s Ambassador to the Metaverse. Not atrocious of a vocation move.

if selected one volition enactment to physique lasting bid with the metaverse pic.twitter.com/m6cMS7JiEZ

— Neeraj K. Agrawal (@NeerajKA) April 1, 2022

And, yeah, we benignant of agreeing connected this one.

Craig Wright is everybody’s April fools joke

— Graham (@Shenanigrahams) April 1, 2022

Yours genuinely aint gonna beryllium worse. Here’s my arrogant announcement connected my assignment arsenic to the Swedish government’s advisor connected Bitcoin’s modulation to proof-of-stake.

As a toxic #Ethereum maximalist, I'm blessed and arrogant to denote my assignment arsenic an advisor to the Swedish authorities connected #Bitcoin's proof-of-stake transition. May the EVM beryllium with you.

— László Dobos.eth ᵍᵐ 🦇🔊💰 (@larsdobos) April 1, 2022